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Um so my yearbook order may not have gone through and I probably do not have a yearbook

Um

Fuck

I’m dead

TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

olivemeister:

trulyalice:

rufiosexual:

pimptav:

hussiebot:

clairestanfield:

immortalsmoke:

owlites:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  


THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

THE QICK BROWN OX JMPS OVER THE LAZY OG.

so close.

H QUCK BRN FX JUMS VR H LAZY DG

what even

THE QUICK BRPWM FPX JYMP{S OVER THE LAZY DOG
…

I WAS CLOSE.  

HE QUIK BRWOWN FO JUS PER HE :A GOD

what

THUCIK BROWN FOX JUPS OVER THE LAY DOG

what..?

HE QUIK BROWN FOJUPS OERHE LA DOG

…Wow.

 QUIC BRO FOX US OVR  LAZY DOG 

omg 

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

ok

I’m trying to do it but when I hit space it selects what I typed and the line of text above it…so if I try to do it all I would do is eat up part of the post and have whatever would constitute “dog”

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elixab:

bringing these fuckers back 

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basstrip: dearsweetcasey: ohcorny: chickens don’t make sense chiquelibrium  #must remain constant at all times
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basstrip:

dearsweetcasey:

ohcorny:

chickens don’t make sense

chiquelibrium

 #must remain constant at all times

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That poison?

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syupon:

syupon:

can’t stop won’t stop

before going to bed just let me tell you that I actually hit myself in the face with the riding crop and my reaction is real

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birdworlds: Chilean Eagle 03 by ~s-kmp
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birdworlds:

Chilean Eagle 03 by ~s-kmp

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deviantbirds: Riding the Eagle by =mydigitalmind Some birds seem to take mobbing a bit too far. The Eaglets of Mud Lock, New York have fledged and I was there to watch their early flights. Every time they got in the air, the blackbirds would mob them - and of course they would stay clear of the adults.Flying doesn’t seem to fun anymore, does it?? Not for the Eagle at least… the Blackbird gets a free ride.
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deviantbirds:

Riding the Eagle by =mydigitalmind

Some birds seem to take mobbing a bit too far. The Eaglets of Mud Lock, New York have fledged and I was there to watch their early flights. Every time they got in the air, the blackbirds would mob them - and of course they would stay clear of the adults.

Flying doesn’t seem to fun anymore, does it?? Not for the Eagle at least… the Blackbird gets a free ride.

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