Dear internet, this is how you gently and thoughtfully change people’s minds. No shaming, no yelling, just a nice nudge to, “Aha!”
I will aspire to use classy same tone next time I try to educate someone about something!
Q:Calthazar prompt: Cas accidentally finds the ring two weeks early.
It’s not like it was something he’d expected at all. Balthazar had said it a million times that he wasn’t the marrying time. And while Cas would always secretly sigh and enjoy watching wedding shows on TLC, he just tried to not make a big deal of it. Balth was the love of his life, afterall. They were together and they would be for the rest of their lives. So what did a wedding matter.
But Cas wanted a wedding and a white and grey suit. He wanted a wedding and a marriage and more than a vague promise of forever.
But Balthazar didn’t, so Cas didn’t ask.
Which was why it was such a huge shock when he found the engagement ring in Balthazar’s sock drawer. He pulled it out and chuckled a little at the inside, where is said “Property of Balthazar. Return this angel if lost.”
"You know," Balthazar said. Castiel jumped and slowly turned to see Balthazar leaning against the door frame. He had the oddest smile on his face. "I was going to ask you on our anniversary two weeks from now, over a candlelit dinner, and be so soppily and perfectly romantic that your little heart would go pitter patter."
"But?" Cas asked.
"I don’t know, I kind of like this better." Balthazar walked to him and knelt next to him, not on one knee, but Balthazar refused to be conventional. He took the ring out of Castiel’s hand and slipped it on his finger. "Do you want me to ask?"
"Yes," Castiel nearly snapped. Balthazar grinned and kissed him.
"Be my husband. please." Balthazar said with a silly grin.
"You can’t even ask right can you?"
"Is that a no?"
"It’s a yes, smart ass," Cas said and pounced on his fiance for kisses.
It’s still warm, a fucking nerd has been here recently.
This sounds like an amateur nerder’s perspective and I shall have to correct it. The closer to room temperature a Ramune is the longer a nerd has been away from it, the colder the closer the hotter the notter. we made these sayings for reasons you know.
You should look into making posts less funny like professionally.
Inspired by The Female Armor Bingo, I present to you my short guide to armor bust areas, to better help you decide what to wear :P
Any resemblance to particular armors, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Well… mostly.
My beloved D&D character Petunia had half a Hands Bra made from the skeletal hand of a dead party member. To remember her dear friend always.
If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the abandoned tunnels under the asylum where 8 people had died
what the fuck your grandma is metal as fuck
I NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE WHEN A FEMALE MEMBER OF THE IRISH PARLIAMENT COMPLAINED SHE WAS A BIT COLD A MALE MEMBER LAUGHED AND SAID HE’D “WARM HER UP” AND PULLED HER ONTO HIS LAP
WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL
IN THE PARLIAMENT CHAMBERS
WHILE THE OTHER MALE MEMBERS JUST STOOD AROUND WATCHING AND LAUGHING
IN THE MIDDLE OF A DEBATE ON THE REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS OF WOMEN*
IF YOU DON’T THINK IRELAND HAS A MAJOR SEXISM PROBLEM YOU’RE SERIOUSLY WRONG